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Press release: Technology Bullshit Generator

Charlotte, North Carolina. MakeBullshit.com is a web tool that helps you generate some of the tech industry's most popular buzzwords.

In the ever-changing technology landscape, it's hard to stay in the know and sound important in the corporate world. You need to arm yourself with catchphrases. When you tell people that you are busy "streamlining efficient web-readiness," people listen. Seriously, no bullshit. It's one of the best ways to deliver value-added verbal bandwidth.

"It can take years working in technology to learn all the proper acronyms to use," said Matt Hagens, president of HagensMedia, LLC, the parent company of MakeBullshit.com. "Outsiders might think tech phrases sound bizarre, but to people in the industry, it's serious business to sound knowledgeable. Our goal is to be the web app that you're looking at under the boardroom table."

About MakeBullshit.com

The technology bullshit generator was created in 2015 to help you sound super knowledgeable in your next meeting. Our goal is generally to build websites that nobody really needs or wants, but that somehow find traffic and an audience. MakeBullshit.com is a Charlotte, North Carolina based company developed by Matt Hagens of HagensMedia, LLC. Mr. Hagens has a strong background in both technology and bullshit, with a sound passion for fancy tech jargon.

Since launch, the site has grown into a full collection of humor generators, including the job title generator, LinkedIn post generator, excuse generator and buzzword bingo.

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