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Trump Speech Generator (Parody)

The best words. Tremendous words. People are saying it's the greatest generator, maybe ever.

They said we couldn't do daylight saving time. They said it was impossible. We did it in 6 days. Some people say 3. That I can tell you.

Tip: press the space bar for a fresh one. Every phrase gets its own shareable link.

What is the Trump Speech Generator (Parody)?

The Trump speech generator writes brand-new parody monologues in the unmistakable rally style: superlatives, tangents, big strong men with tears in their eyes, and numbers that get bigger every time they're mentioned.

Instead of politics, every speech is about the truly important issues: the office microwave, parallel parking, Costco hot dogs and the TV remote. This is satire. These are not real quotes and are not said by or affiliated with any real person.

How to use it

  1. Click Make It Tremendous.
  2. Read it out loud. Hand gestures are mandatory. The accordion hand is recommended.
  3. Share it. Everybody's sharing it. Nobody has ever seen sharing like it.

10 examples from the Trump Speech Generator (Parody)

  • Many people are saying the thermostat is rigged. I'm not saying it. Many people are saying it. Tremendous people. Some people don't like that I said that.
  • Some people say the self-checkout is overrated. Losers! Total losers. I've seen daylight saving time, and it's tremendous, and the numbers are through the roof.
  • When I was a young man, airport lounges was huge. Beautiful. Now? Look at it. The weather app is laughing at us. Not anymore!
  • Can I tell you about gender reveal parties? Because nobody wants to talk about it. And I say that with great respect. But I'll tell you: it's a complete joke. Total disaster.
  • We're going to build leaf blowers, and it's going to be beautiful, and the cable company will pay for it. Believe me.
  • We're going to have the best Wordle. The biggest the drive-thru. Frankly, parallel parking has never been treated so badly, and that's a shame. That's a disgrace.
  • I was talking to a very famous chef, great person, terrific, and they said, "Sir, cargo shorts. Greatest thing in history." I said, "I know. I've known for years."
  • I was talking to my uncle at MIT, great person, terrific, and they said, "Sir, the salad bar. Greatest thing in history." I said, "I know. I've known for years."
  • When I was a young man, the TV remote was so strong. Beautiful. Now? Look at it. My cousin's podcast is laughing at us. Not anymore!
  • Look, I've done Wordle better than anybody. Better than Einstein. They don't talk about that. Why don't they talk about that?

Frequently asked questions

Are these real Trump quotes?

No. Every line is randomly generated parody written in a rally-speech style. None of it was said by Donald Trump or anyone else. It's satire, protected and beloved by many, many people.

Why are the speeches about random topics?

Because the style is the joke. Applying full-volume rally energy to sourdough starters and IKEA furniture is funnier than any real quote.

Can I use these for an impression?

Please do. They work great for impressions, roasts, party games and reading to your group chat in voice memos.

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