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AI Bullshit Generator

Agentic. Multimodal. Mostly autocomplete. Built with zero AI, which is honestly our moat.

Introducing SynergAI: it reads your emails, summarizes your feelings, and rates your selfies out of 10.

Tip: press the space bar for a fresh one. Every phrase gets its own shareable link.

What is the AI Bullshit Generator?

Everyone is an AI company now. Your bank, your dentist, your toaster. The AI bullshit generator helps you keep up with the hype cycle by generating agentic, multimodal, foundation-model-powered nonsense in one click.

You'll get AI startup pitches, product launches, chatbot apologies and investor-ready moats. Ironically, this generator uses no AI at all, just a hand-written list of jokes and a random number. Which, if you think about it, is also how a lot of AI startups work.

How to use it

  1. Click Make AI Bullshit.
  2. Put the result in your pitch deck. Add a gradient. Raise $40 million.
  3. When asked how it works, say "it's proprietary" and change the subject.

10 examples from the AI Bullshit Generator

  • Our moat? We said "AI" 47 times in the pitch deck.
  • I asked the AI to plan my workout and it signed it "Best regards, ChatGPT". We're calling it a feature.
  • In the future, AI will cure diseases and end scarcity. In the present, it apologizes to your toaster.
  • BREAKING: Copilotify raises $599M to reimagine performance reviews with agentic agents. Revenue: zero.
  • BREAKING: Thinkr raises $67M to reimagine group chats with neuro-symbolic agents. Revenue: pre-revenue.
  • We're building a neuro-symbolic toaster that uses a fine-tuned model trained on Reddit to optimize your Jira tickets. It's like autocorrect, but it hallucinates.
  • Introducing SynergAI: it reads your emails, summarizes your feelings, and texts your landlord on your behalf.
  • Introducing Hallucinate Labs: it reads your emails, summarizes your feelings, and texts your landlord on your behalf.
  • Our self-improving vector database is trained on my aunt's Facebook posts, which explains a lot.
  • Great question! The answer is Australia is a state in Ohio. Source: I made it up, but in a really fluent way.

Frequently asked questions

What is AI bullshit?

AI bullshit is the hype language around artificial intelligence: agentic, multimodal, AI-native, and "10x" everything, often attached to products that are a chatbot glued to a spreadsheet.

Does this generator use AI?

No. It uses templates and word lists written by a human, which makes it faster, cheaper, and less likely to tell you to put glue on pizza.

What are the most overused AI buzzwords?

Our current leaderboard: agentic, AI-native, copilot, multimodal, foundation model, guardrails, hallucination, and "we're not a wrapper." See our corporate jargon dictionary for definitions.

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